#THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEE

[ceilidho]

im so fucking weak

[poppy-metal]

need to be tashi and arts pretty little nanny because they’re so busy with tennis that somebody has to watch their kid and of course tashi handpicked you because you’re just so cute and she knows the three of you could have some fun together when she’s not too busy and at first you don’t even notice her intentions poor innocent thing just thinks mrs donaldson (“please, call me tashi”) is so nice and lily is an absolute angel and mr donaldson (“just art”) seems a little shy but he’s so sweet and they take you with them on the rare day trips when they have a free spot in their busy schedule talking about how you just fit right in with their little family except they can never know that late at night you can hear them fuck loudly in the hotel room next door, have for a while, but you just couldn’t stop yourself from touching your poor pussy to the noises any longer (they know, tashi has never been loud in bed but now she tells art to not hold back while moaning more than ever before and it didn’t take him long to figure out what his wife was planning), and you just want a peak, just a little look for your lonely night because you’re aching and they’re beautiful when they catch you and you feel mortified and ashamed, expecting to be fired, your eyes as wet as your pussy but they don’t kick you out they don’t make you leave instead tashi brushes your tears away and holds your hand while art tilts your head up to kiss you and you’re sure he can taste your tears but he just moans and licks into your mouth and tashi herds you towards their bed and somehow you never leave, you’re their little play thing, inexperienced and they can mold you how they seem fit, tashi shows you how pretty art can be when he begs and in turn she shows art how to fuck you like a bitch in heat and oh wouldn’t it be nice for lily to be a big sister? if art can’t play for tashi anymore then maybe the promise of a new baby will keep him on the court but tashi’s pregnancy was so hard on her though and she wouldn’t want to go through that again but then there’s you and you’re so good with lily you’d be so pretty heavy with their child but before she can get rid of your birth control (there haven’t been any condoms in the donaldson household for years, don’t be silly) patrick enters their lives again and somehow they’ll need to make him fit because they don’t want to make you feel replaced by a new old lover and they promise patrick is so kind behind his sleezy flirting and don’t you want to know how good he could fuck you? tashi and art will hold you the entire time he fills you with his big dick even if you cry at the stretch and maybe this is what tashi was waiting for because yeah the three of you could have made such a pretty baby but all four of you will make a family, twice the men means twice the loads of hot cum bringing her closer and closer to her goal, it’s just a little sad she’ll have to wait until you’re properly bred before she can lick their mixed cum out of your pussy again

Im going to kill myself thats what im going to do genuinely oh my god. MY GOD. please. please. please. please.

[insomnya777]

anyone who's ever met joel or grian or scar or literally any of the hermits irl i wish i was you SO BAD

[betchiwilleatyou]

idk i think we moved on from this too fast

[bearbearhems]

oh elsa you lucky….

[latestdreamgirl]

are we seeing this shit ?

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

[itgirlgyu]

[toastjy]

[pinkkittysaw]

I AM SO SANE AND NORMAL GUYS 😸😸😸😵‍💫😵😭😭😭😭

[newathens]

look at this dress im keeling over

[vicstenius]

[sugaftrm]

… I’m never this person… so imagine how impactful that man is but…. STOP LOOKING AT MY MAN OMFG LIKE PLEASE LOWER YOUR GAZE

[gr33n-hearted]

robb banks posting his gf. Seething with jealousy and bitterness

[gomacave]

Its me boy the ps5

[katethevampire]

Oh to be a fair young maiden traveling home at night through the woods after a long day of selling my veggies in the next town over. I suddenly feel a presence behind me but when I turn, there's no one there. I feel a tap on my shoulder and turn to see a woman with long dark hair and pointed ears staring at me.

She asks me

"What's a pretty thing like you doing all alone at night?"

I tell her,

"I'm just coming home from the market! Although I seem to be lost, could you tell me the way to the nearest inn so that I may rest for the night?"

She chuckles and says

"Oh no! That's much to far away from here dearie! It's better if you simply come to my house, I'd be happy to host you."

I tell her

"While I appreciate the offer I must decline-" "Oh no no you simply *must* come with me! It far too late at night for a fair woman such as yourself to walk alone! Especially when you know vampires like to come out at this time of night, and snatch up young women like yourself!"

She starts to pull me to her house,

"But ma'am, with all due respect vampires aren't real!"

Because vampires aren't real, they're just some old silly wives tail elders like to tell their children to go to bed. She stiffens at this.

"Ah- ahh... well you never know-!"

She unlock the door to her house and lets me inside, I hear the faint click of a door locking behind me.